Harry Potter, the boy wonder, the (HERO) of the wizarding world; sat alone in his tiny bedroom scratching his (BELLY BUTTON) and cleaning the (PIXIE DUST) out of Hedwig's cage. This summer wasn't nearly as boring as his previous summers had been.
Over the summer, his cousin Dudley had grown quite frightened of him. Harry secretly kept cursing him, even though under age use of magic was strictly forbidden outside of Hog(WARTS [HAHAHAHA, I CAN'T BELIEVE IT WORKED OUT LIKE THAT!])'s school of (BLANKET)craft and (JUSTICE).
It seemed the wizarding world turned a blind (TOE NAIL) when it came to Harry, and he never got in trouble for his... transgressions.
One particularly memorable curse on Dudley happened on the (8)th of June. It was so hot, you could (DEFENESTRATE) a (HAND CREAM) on the sidewalk.
Dudley sat on his enormous (NOSE) in front of the telly, spooning (COOKIE JAR)ful after (COOKIE JAR)ful of (SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS) down his throat. Harry thought he looked rather (HIPPO)ish, with his piggy little eyes and fat body.
Harry got an evil little grin on his (HIP) and raised his wand behind Dudley's head. "(EX ANIMO)" he shouted; which translated to English means "Turn this boy's head into a (PLUM) and make him dance around like a (TIGER) with (APHASIA)!"
And that's just what Dudley did! He (KISSED) off the couch, screamed "(FANTAZZICAL)!" to the top of his lungs, and began (SPELUNKING) on the floor, while turning in circles and flapping his (FEET).
Harry was laughing so hard, he almost peed his (NECK TIE). He was still laughing, and Dudley was still flapping, when Uncle Vernon came thundering down the stairs. He had gone a nice shade of purple. He looked at Harry, shaking in anger, then looked at Dudley, horrified. "(LITTLE AND OFTEN MAKES MUCH)" he screamed, then calmly turned and walked away.
Harry and Dudley looked at each other in abject confusion. Harry shrugged his shoulders in a "beats me" gesture, and the two cousins sat on the sofa, temporarily forgetting their animosity toward one another.
Dudley lifted the half empty (COOKIE JAR) of (SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS) and offered it to Harry.
"Don't mind if I do!" said the bespectacled young man, grabbing a spoon and preparing to dine.
Dudley's (FEET) gave one mighty final flap, and the boys had a most enjoyable evening, indeed.
Tuesday, April 27, 2010
Harry Potter And The Curse of Dudley
Monday, April 26, 2010
It's a Mad, Mad World
1. a verb- DEFENESTRATE
2. a number-8
3. a body part- TOE NAIL
4. an abstract noun- JUSTICE
5. a noun- BLANKET
6. a skin condition- WARTS
7. a body part- BELLY BUTTON
8. type of person/stereotype- HERO
9. a substance- PIXIE DUST
10. a fortune cookie phrase in all capital letters- LITTLE AND OFTEN MAKES MUCH
11. article of clothing- NECK TIE
12. verb ending in "-ed"- KISSED
13. neurological disorder- APHASIA
14. an animal- TIGER
15. a fruit- PLUM
16. a latin (sounding) phrase in all capital letters- EX ANIMO
17. a body part- HIP
18. a large animal- HIPPO
19. a food- SPAGHETTI AND MEATBALLS
20. a body part in plural- FEET
21. a verb ending in "-ing"- SPELUNKING
22. a nonsensical word in all capital letters- FANTAZZICAL
23. a container-COOKE JAR
24. a body part- NOSE
25. a noun- HAND CREAM
Tuesday, April 20, 2010
I finally have my new mailing address and tomorrow we should here if we got the town house we saw today. I am loving all these hills and the beautiful German countryside. I got alot of my kit done before I left. I am just looking for a few finishing touches and I am waiting on Hermione to mail me the kit (Yay for finally getting my knew address!!!) so I can finish the main project. I have the best head of house. Go Ravenclaw!
Tuesday, April 13, 2010
Care of Magical Creatures Homework; Part 2
1. House elves are small creatures with a big head, large eyes, pointed ears, and a skinny stature.
2. The Black family
3. hats
4. An owner gives them clothes.
5. The Society for the Promotion of Elfish Welfare
Monday, April 5, 2010
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Thursday, April 1, 2010
A few of my favorite things
Favorite Colors: Purples, blues, and greens. I love all colors but those are the colors I usually choose for myself.
Favorite yarns: I love merino wools, bamboo blends, modal blends (like shine on knit picks), any knit picks yarn really, or I would like to try to dye my own yarn.
Favorite hooks or needles: I love the harmony needles ( really any large knitting needle would be great since I am still learning) or I would like to try a bamboo crochet hook.
Favorite snacks: I love chocolate! I miss star crunches because I cannot get them here. I also like trail mixes. I only drink herbal teas. I am not allergic to anything, so I am always willing to try new things.
Favorite odds and ends: I love getting new beads to make jewelry. I love notebooks and stationary. Yummy lip balms are always great to have. Page protectors for binders. They always run out of them at the bx. I also really like random fun things that make you smile.
Hope this helps.
